And the diagnosis is...

Critter has acute bronchitis and I have acute pharyngitis. We both got antibiotics, and he got hydrocodone cough syrup. After a lunch of soup and sandwish and apple, Critter went up to his room to rest. He thinks he's going to watch a DVD. I think he's going to fall asleep.

Now I'm gonna go see if I can find a graphic pharmacopeia; I haven't seen erythmycin in this form before...