I did a Froogle search for "hatrack" the top three non-OSC-Novel results were:
Maple faux bamboo retangular wall hatrack for $750-850.
Victorian bamboo and rush trimmed hatrack for $6,500-7,500.
and Rustic Black Forest for $22,500-35,000.
Likelihood is strong that the hatrack will lose out anyway, to either Ski Trip or TiVo. It's really not quite safe for Flar and I to venture into a furniture store anytime soon, anyway.