Doodle Bug (minikin) wrote,
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A Story by Tigger

This was Tigger's favorite piece of journal-writing from last year:

The Silly Puppy that Ruled the World with a Piece of Twine

One day, the silly puppy was playing and she saw a piece of cookie dough. It was in the kitchen. The silly puppy ran to the cookie dough and ate it up. The cookie dough made her bigger and bigger and then she saw a piece of twine. She decided to rule the world with it.

"Mwa ha ha ha, I will rule England, Paris, Spain, China, France, North America, Canada, South America, Brazil, Peru, East Africa, New England, Pakistan, Mexico, Gayana, Saudia Arabia, India, Morocco, Turkey, Oman, Iran, Russia, Japan, Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia and that is just to name a few."

I will read the How to Take Over the World with a Piece of Twine book. The first thing I have to do is soak the twine in water. Done. Then stick it in pencil shavings. Done. Then stick it in a magic rub eraser. Now I have a missile loaded in my launcher. Shoot it and I have the whole world in my hand.

Wa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

The End.
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