So this afternoon, I'm conquering ONE item. And it shall hang over me no more. When I go to bed, the kitchen will be clean. The table will be well-ordered, the dishes will *all* be clean, and the counters wiped down. If I get done early, I'll sweep and mop the floor.
As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me! I'm going to get through with this and when it's all over, I'll never be behind on dishes again! No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be messy again!
Okay, so maybe not the last oath. But damn, I don't fall behind on laundry any more, why should dishes be such a villain?
And then, I'll polish my nails, by golly.